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Sun, Nov 22, 2020 8:18 PM

And since there is no CRC...

Hi everyone. Since Simplisafe still has no Customer Resource Center, I thought I would wing it and provide the following fake message from Simplisafe Sr Managment....

Dear Valued Customers,

As we approach the Thanksgiving Holiday, we wish to extend a heartfelt wish to you, your families and our associates and families a safe, enjoyable turkey day.  We are indeed proud and thank you for being part of the Simplisafe family and promise to continue providing world class protection at a value that exceeds the industry, and hopefully your, expectations.

Sincerely

You all know the names that would be inserted here, and it would be a great way to launch a CRC.  Well, we can hope. (And yes, now on year 9 asking for one)

To everyone, customers and SS associates alike, be safe, be happy this Thanksgiving!,

Advocate

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2.8K Messages

2 y ago

I got more holiday wishes and 'be safe' comments from one awesome rep than we could ever expect to hear from SS.  

And with that, happy holidays, Captain and everyone, even to the SS grinches!