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Fri, Jan 29, 2021 4:24 AM

Simplisafe Career Center: Sr. Product Mgr, Camera Lifecycle!

Ladies and gentlemen,
I love to explore the Simplisafe Career Center. Came across this posting for a Sr Product Mgr, whose job is to "be responsible for maintaining and improving our wide portfolio of security cameras after they have launched to customers."

Wow. Love that "wide portfolio of security cameras", but come back down to earth with the "after they have launched to customers."  Like reading the tea leaves at a little shop in Brooklyn....

Here's the link to read yourself. Enjoy!

https://careers.simplisafe.com/job/?job_id=2545787

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Il y a 2 y

2 cameras is a "wide portfolio" to SS  :-)

Captain

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LOL...yes,  I would have to agree with you.  Have a good weekend.  -31 wind chill here tomorrow, but I am sure my entry and motion sensors in the garage will do just fine.

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Il y a 2 y

Yeah, we get down to +31 wind "chill" for a few seconds in the early morning here.

Captain

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Il y a 2 y

Now you sound like my brother in FL who complains of temperatures "plummeting" to the high 30's a few nights a year and he is forced to wear socks....

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Il y a 2 y

what are "socks"?

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I was a Teradata Database Design consultant in a previous life and had a long-term contract with a major bank in Jacksonville Florida.  I remember one Saturday, when I was in JAX, I went to a Panera Bread restaurant in shorts and a T-shirt as it was about 40 degrees Fahrenheit.  As I was walking in an older man was walking out dressed in a heavy winter coat, and a wool cap.  My shock must have registered on my face because he smiled, and said, "You're new here, aren't you?"

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Weather, like most things in life, are relative to what you are used to. With the high today of 10 and the wind chill at -21 this morning and 6-10 more inches of snow on the way tonight, I can assure you warm socks, long pants etc are the dress code of the day....with my garage entry sensor and motion sensors just doing fine.  (Last time I looked earlier today a balmy 26 degrees...